November 13, 2006
Warner Bros. – Watch the Door on Your Way Out
It’s typical for any parking garage or permit to release itself from any damage done to a car while on the premises. But Warner Brothers takes it a step further.
Should you be so lucky to find yourself invited to WB’s Burbank HQ, you’d better hope you stay lucky. The flipside of your “Visitor Vehicle Pass” is stacked with 11 “studio policies,” including this:
10. This pass is issued to the named holder on the condition that Warner Bros. and its related and affiliated entities and divisions, and their agents and employees are released from liability for any personal injury, property damage or loss during this visit. (emphasis added).
Is Warners afraid that Russell Crowe may be around just waiting to smash a phone into someone’s face? Anticipating a lawsuit from a visitor claiming to lose their hearing after being subjected to the Paris Hilton “record” while on premises?
